These ARE the words you're looking for. (I believe my "cool mom" points just went through the roof.)
Treatment impetus: twins' rebellion against father
Initial assessment:
- male/female twins with history of incest
- father presents with possible borderline personality disorder
- son displays abandonment issues
- daughter exhibits bad-boy fetish
Recommendation: aggressive therapy
Haha, those therapists have got themselves a goldmine :-)
ReplyDeleteRight?! :) Thanks for stopping by. :)
DeleteGood take, Ivy - the shrinks are celebrating!
ReplyDeleteThanks! Yes, that family has more than their share of issues. I'm only scratching the surface here. :)
Deleteoh Ivy, you are always the COOLEST!!! You have the ability to have me liking STAR WARS references..WOW ;)
ReplyDeleteloved this, hope you're having a great weekend!
Kir, I just love you. You leave THE BEST comments. Thank you, friend.
DeleteI am having a fantastic weekend, and I hope you are too!
Hahaha! I watched Return of the Jedi many years ago (brother's movie choice...not mine) so I could laugh at the assessment :)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Janna! Glad you found some humor in this. I can't believe how much I know about Star Wars--another bonus of getting married and giving birth to a son.
DeleteVery cool psychoanalysis. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks, lumdog. :)
DeleteCombine aggressive therapy with passive bill collection.
ReplyDeleteThanks for reading, chamblee.
DeleteHa.. wonder if the there are psycho terapists with the force
ReplyDeleteIf not, there should be. :)
Deletehahaha! I love this. Prognosis: not so great. Thanks for linking up. Don't forget to vote!
ReplyDeleteDoomed, they are. :)
DeleteThanks for the kind words!
What an awesome take on the prompt Ivy! Love this so much (even though I'm a Trekkie a heart). :D
ReplyDeleteAwww! Thanks, Suzanne. So glad you could put aside your Trekkie leanings to appreciate this. :)
DeleteThis made my inner geek smile.
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Thanks, Draug. :)
Delete*hahaha* I'm glad I took a moment to re-read it and realize what the reference was before I saw the tags. I love the way you approached this!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Christine! I'm glad you got a chuckle out of it. :)
DeleteThis is so funny! I love it.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Donetta! :)
DeleteJust wait till the therapists find out about Yoda. "Son claims he's taking advice from a tiny green muppet on a swamp planet. Son may be hallucinating." :)
ReplyDeleteHaha! Very true. Thanks for reading. :)
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