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Friday, July 5, 2013

I'm THAT Mom

My children:
  • are products of interracial marriage
  • were bottle fed
  • attend public school
  • eat sugar 
  • watched SpongeBob
  • have been spanked
  • play video games
  • know (and love) gay people
  • are clearly doomed for life

Daughter and Son practicing for their future as street people.

 
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The kind folks at Trifecta decided to take it easy on us for today's weekend writing challenge. They asked for a 33-word free write--any topic, any style--which is harder than it seems. I didn't think I'd ever say this, but I like being told what to do.

33 comments:

  1. I cannot begin to tell you how much I love these 33!

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    1. Thank you so much! Glad you enjoyed it. :)

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    1. I guess my children's horrible fate is a laughing matter to you.

      Thanks for reading! :)

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  3. Doomed indeed! A great use of your 33 words. Loved it.

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  4. Oh those poor souls ;) Love this <3

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    1. They're so screwed. Isn't it sad? ;)

      Thanks, Draug!

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  5. Haha Ivy. You're doing a great job. The proof is in the kid pudding! And yours are beautiful! :D

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    1. Awww. That was very sweet of you! Thanks. :)

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  6. Keep writing things like this (well, you like being told what to do).

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    1. Yes, Sir! :) Thanks for reading!

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  7. Love the tongue in cheek, here. Very cute kids. Are they bleeding? They'll be fine.

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    1. No bloodshed so far. ;) Thank you for the kind words!

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  8. Yes, clearly they are doomed! Geez, I guess that means my son is too... ;)

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    1. Yes, your poor son is doomed to be terribly well rounded. ;) Thanks for reading!

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  9. Love that last line! Poor doomed little things...

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    1. I just left a comment about cackling like Ursula...
      Anywho, they're clearly doomed indeed...the power of common sense, it's a shame it's not always common...

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    2. Uncommon common sense. So true! ;)

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  10. poor unfortunate soul . . . my oldest daughter's favorite line from a Disney movie :) She would be singing this to these words. bandaids cure everything - your kids will be just fine. :)

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    1. Haha! "The Little Mermaid"--one of my faves. Now I have that song in my head. :) Thanks for reading!

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  11. Seems like you have a well rounded doomed crew! I enjoyed your 33 words :)

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  12. And to think, a whole generation is on its way to being screwed. Whatever will we do?

    This is great. Thanks for linking up. Please remember to return for the voting!

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    1. It's a sad state of affairs, isn't it?

      Thank you! :)

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  13. A great entry.. doomed to excellence I would hope.

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  14. I think they make perfectly fine street urchins. Way to go!
    : )

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  15. Hm...another mother who thinks it's ok to spank! I couldn't imagine that for my 3 princesses...but I am sure that you reading the word 'princesses' tells you enough of what you could teach people like me about responsible parenting, much to my shame...!

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