- are products of interracial marriage
- were bottle fed
- attend public school
- eat sugar
- watched SpongeBob
- have been spanked
- play video games
- know (and love) gay people
- are clearly doomed for life
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Daughter and Son practicing for their future as street people.
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The kind folks at Trifecta decided to take it easy on us for today's weekend writing challenge. They asked for a 33-word free write--any topic, any style--which is harder than it seems. I didn't think I'd ever say this, but I like being told what to do.
I cannot begin to tell you how much I love these 33!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much! Glad you enjoyed it. :)
Deletehee hee hee!
ReplyDeleteI guess my children's horrible fate is a laughing matter to you.
DeleteThanks for reading! :)
Doomed indeed! A great use of your 33 words. Loved it.
ReplyDeleteThanks! :)
DeleteOh those poor souls ;) Love this <3
ReplyDeleteThey're so screwed. Isn't it sad? ;)
DeleteThanks, Draug!
Great post! I like this a lot.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much! :)
DeleteHaha Ivy. You're doing a great job. The proof is in the kid pudding! And yours are beautiful! :D
ReplyDeleteAwww. That was very sweet of you! Thanks. :)
DeleteKeep writing things like this (well, you like being told what to do).
ReplyDeleteYes, Sir! :) Thanks for reading!
DeleteLove the tongue in cheek, here. Very cute kids. Are they bleeding? They'll be fine.
ReplyDeleteNo bloodshed so far. ;) Thank you for the kind words!
DeleteYes, clearly they are doomed! Geez, I guess that means my son is too... ;)
ReplyDeleteYes, your poor son is doomed to be terribly well rounded. ;) Thanks for reading!
DeleteLove that last line! Poor doomed little things...
ReplyDeleteThank you! :)
DeleteI just left a comment about cackling like Ursula...
DeleteAnywho, they're clearly doomed indeed...the power of common sense, it's a shame it's not always common...
Uncommon common sense. So true! ;)
Deletepoor unfortunate soul . . . my oldest daughter's favorite line from a Disney movie :) She would be singing this to these words. bandaids cure everything - your kids will be just fine. :)
ReplyDeleteHaha! "The Little Mermaid"--one of my faves. Now I have that song in my head. :) Thanks for reading!
DeleteSeems like you have a well rounded doomed crew! I enjoyed your 33 words :)
ReplyDeleteThank you! :)
DeleteAnd to think, a whole generation is on its way to being screwed. Whatever will we do?
ReplyDeleteThis is great. Thanks for linking up. Please remember to return for the voting!
It's a sad state of affairs, isn't it?
DeleteThank you! :)
A great entry.. doomed to excellence I would hope.
ReplyDeleteThank you. One can only hope.
DeleteI think they make perfectly fine street urchins. Way to go!
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Haha! Thanks!
DeleteHm...another mother who thinks it's ok to spank! I couldn't imagine that for my 3 princesses...but I am sure that you reading the word 'princesses' tells you enough of what you could teach people like me about responsible parenting, much to my shame...!
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