This weekend's Trifextra challenge: Write a 33-word apostrophe. About.com defines apostrophe as, "A figure of speech in which some absent or nonexistent person or thing is addressed as if present and capable of understanding."
So, of course, my first impulse was to write an apostrophe about the punctuation mark of the same name. Yep, that's how my mind works. I've learned to just go with it.
O, my sweet apostrophe!
Show me thy versatility.
How I love when you’re possessive.
Join two words as one. Impressive!
Do pluralize that single letter,
But not whole words. (“S” does that better.)