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Friday, November 22, 2013

Sex, Sex, Sex

This weekend's Trifextra challengechoose a word and use it three times in 33 words. However, it must be either a verb, noun or adjective and the form of the word cannot change, it must appear exactly the same three times.


Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual. I don’t judge.

My sex life? My business. Your sex life? Your business.

Unless you and I are having sex.

If that’s the case ... get your sexy ass over here.

49 comments:

  1. Love, love,love! that is your answer, he he - such a delightful last line, Ivy!

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    1. Glad you enjoyed it, my friend. Thanks for always stopping by and leaving such wonderful comments! :)

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  2. Oh my girl...let's talk about SEX.
    You never disappoint me or make me smile, move me, intrigue me, IMPRESS ME.

    Sex? Indeed. ;)

    (Missing you, sorry this week was just a *(&^%& for me. I owe you a big long email. But in the meantime..LOVE YOU. xo)

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    1. You appreciate my dirty mind. We are kindred. :)

      Miss you too! Write me when you get a chance, sweetie. Hope things are on the upswing for you! XOXO

      Oh, and congrats on your XXX win. Your story fogged up my glasses. :)

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    1. Thanks, Janna! I was in a feisty mood, for sure. :)

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  4. yep, to all of this...except your sex life, that's your business...wait, yeah I agree

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    1. Lol! Thanks for taking the time to read this. Your comments always make me smile.

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    1. That's a good thing. Thank you! :)

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  6. Aaaahahahaha! I was this close to writing about sex myself. But then again, my parents check out my blog. *sigh* Third- world problems, I tell you :P

    Awesome piece, Ivy!

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    1. Haha! Thanks for the hilarious comment, TPM.

      My mom has read parts of my erotic novel, so this is tame by comparison. Of course, I'm old so there isn't much she can do to me. :)

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  7. This, my friend, is a sexy ass, relevant piece of writing;) You done good, Ivy!

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    1. And this is some sexy-ass, awesome feedback, my dear. Thank you! :)

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  8. I agree, top to bottom!!! Errrr... Fridays always feel sassier to me. I guess to you, too! Well done!!!

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    1. Lol! Good innuendo is always appreciated here. Love it! And yes, Fridays tend to bring out the sass in me.

      Thanks, my friend! :)

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  9. Loved this. Sounds like someone isn't over the last weekend's challenge. :)

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    1. Haha! That does seem to be the case. :)

      Glad you enjoyed this.

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    1. Glad you got a chuckle out of it. :)

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  11. Sex on the brain after last week? I guess I can't blame you ;) haha after some of those stories. Nice one!

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    1. Sex on the brain is a chronic condition from which I suffer. The first step is admitting the problem, right? :)

      Thanks!

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  12. Excellent, Ivy! I love the fun, sassy, matter of fact tone of this. And it made me laugh.

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    1. Thanks, my friend. :) Glad it made you laugh. What does it say about me that "sex" was the first word that came to my mind?

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  13. That was superb Ivy... You surely got a great sense of humor :d

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    1. Thank you, SD! I really appreciate the great compliment. :)

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  14. LOL! Great word choice and brilliantly done!

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    1. Thanks, Suzanne. I'm happy you enjoyed it. :)

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  15. Ha!ha!Great use pof that word!Sexy , Ivy;-)

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    1. "Brilliant" works for me. Thanks! :)

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  17. Great one with a perfect tempo and quite a great message !

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    1. Thank you so much. I was hoping the message didn't get lost in the humor. I really think people should keep their noses out of other people's bedrooms ... so to speak. :)

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  18. Okay, so now I feel like headin on over there...
    Hahaha excellent, dare I say it?, sexy post, Ivy! < 3

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    1. Well, what are you waiting for?! Get over here. ;)

      Thanks for the fantastic, hilarious comment, my friend!

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  19. This is awesome, and a great follow-up to last week's Trifexxxtra assignment!

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    1. Thank you, Christine! That means a lot coming from you. :)

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  20. Ha! I loved it. Looks like the Trifexxxtra wasn't enough to get it out of the system. Maybe we need more steamy challenges. :-) Hope you'll join us in the ornament swap!

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  21. This one is awesome. Made me smile at your ending and so true the first lines!

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You're so sexy when you comment on my blog.