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Friday, November 22, 2013

Sex, Sex, Sex

This weekend's Trifextra challenge: choose a word and use it three times in 33 words. However, it must be either a verb, noun or adjective and the form of the word cannot change, it must appear exactly the same three times.


Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual. I don’t judge.

My sex life? My business. Your sex life? Your business.

Unless you and I are having sex.

If that’s the case ... get your sexy ass over here.
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49 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 22, 2013 at 10:06 AM

    Love, love,love! that is your answer, he he - such a delightful last line, Ivy!

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    1. IvyNovember 23, 2013 at 5:38 PM

      Glad you enjoyed it, my friend. Thanks for always stopping by and leaving such wonderful comments! :)

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  2. KirNovember 22, 2013 at 10:18 AM

    Oh my girl...let's talk about SEX.
    You never disappoint me or make me smile, move me, intrigue me, IMPRESS ME.

    Sex? Indeed. ;)

    (Missing you, sorry this week was just a *(&^%& for me. I owe you a big long email. But in the meantime..LOVE YOU. xo)

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    1. IvyNovember 23, 2013 at 5:59 PM

      You appreciate my dirty mind. We are kindred. :)

      Miss you too! Write me when you get a chance, sweetie. Hope things are on the upswing for you! XOXO

      Oh, and congrats on your XXX win. Your story fogged up my glasses. :)

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  3. JannaTWritesNovember 22, 2013 at 10:30 AM

    Like the sassy response :)

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    1. IvyNovember 23, 2013 at 6:01 PM

      Thanks, Janna! I was in a feisty mood, for sure. :)

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  4. LanceNovember 22, 2013 at 10:40 AM

    yep, to all of this...except your sex life, that's your business...wait, yeah I agree

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    1. IvyNovember 23, 2013 at 6:04 PM

      Lol! Thanks for taking the time to read this. Your comments always make me smile.

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  5. kalpana solsiNovember 22, 2013 at 11:22 AM

    totally unexpected.

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  6. AnonymousNovember 22, 2013 at 11:31 AM

    Aaaahahahaha! I was this close to writing about sex myself. But then again, my parents check out my blog. *sigh* Third- world problems, I tell you :P

    Awesome piece, Ivy!

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    1. AnonymousNovember 24, 2013 at 8:09 AM

      First* world

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    2. IvyNovember 24, 2013 at 4:47 PM

      Haha! Thanks for the hilarious comment, TPM.

      My mom has read parts of my erotic novel, so this is tame by comparison. Of course, I'm old so there isn't much she can do to me. :)

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  7. AnonymousNovember 22, 2013 at 11:54 AM

    well done!

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  8. UnknownNovember 22, 2013 at 11:58 AM

    That is quite true! Good one!

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  9. Valerie BoersmaNovember 22, 2013 at 12:47 PM

    This, my friend, is a sexy ass, relevant piece of writing;) You done good, Ivy!

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    1. IvyNovember 24, 2013 at 4:49 PM

      And this is some sexy-ass, awesome feedback, my dear. Thank you! :)

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  10. GinaNovember 22, 2013 at 4:42 PM

    I agree, top to bottom!!! Errrr... Fridays always feel sassier to me. I guess to you, too! Well done!!!

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    1. IvyNovember 24, 2013 at 4:52 PM

      Lol! Good innuendo is always appreciated here. Love it! And yes, Fridays tend to bring out the sass in me.

      Thanks, my friend! :)

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  11. AnonymousNovember 22, 2013 at 4:59 PM

    Loved this. Sounds like someone isn't over the last weekend's challenge. :)

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    1. IvyNovember 24, 2013 at 4:53 PM

      Haha! That does seem to be the case. :)

      Glad you enjoyed this.

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  12. UnknownNovember 22, 2013 at 6:13 PM

    LOL good one!

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  13. a spirit of simplicityNovember 22, 2013 at 7:28 PM

    great!!

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  14. BrianNovember 22, 2013 at 7:47 PM

    Sex on the brain after last week? I guess I can't blame you ;) haha after some of those stories. Nice one!

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    1. IvyNovember 24, 2013 at 4:54 PM

      Sex on the brain is a chronic condition from which I suffer. The first step is admitting the problem, right? :)

      Thanks!

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  15. AnonymousNovember 23, 2013 at 1:25 AM

    Excellent, Ivy! I love the fun, sassy, matter of fact tone of this. And it made me laugh.

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    1. IvyNovember 24, 2013 at 4:55 PM

      Thanks, my friend. :) Glad it made you laugh. What does it say about me that "sex" was the first word that came to my mind?

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  16. September DreamsNovember 23, 2013 at 5:56 AM

    That was superb Ivy... You surely got a great sense of humor :d

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    1. IvyNovember 24, 2013 at 4:56 PM

      Thank you, SD! I really appreciate the great compliment. :)

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  17. AnonymousNovember 23, 2013 at 3:09 PM

    LOL! Great word choice and brilliantly done!

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    1. IvyNovember 24, 2013 at 4:56 PM

      Thanks, Suzanne. I'm happy you enjoyed it. :)

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  18. AtreyeeNovember 24, 2013 at 1:59 AM

    Ha!ha!Great use pof that word!Sexy , Ivy;-)

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  19. AnonymousNovember 24, 2013 at 2:39 AM

    Brilliant.

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  20. brudbergNovember 24, 2013 at 4:28 AM

    Ha.. very good

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  21. AnonymousNovember 24, 2013 at 8:42 AM

    Great one with a perfect tempo and quite a great message !

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    1. IvyNovember 24, 2013 at 5:02 PM

      Thank you so much. I was hoping the message didn't get lost in the humor. I really think people should keep their noses out of other people's bedrooms ... so to speak. :)

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  22. kymmNovember 24, 2013 at 2:10 PM

    Okay, so now I feel like headin on over there...
    Hahaha excellent, dare I say it?, sexy post, Ivy! < 3

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    1. IvyNovember 24, 2013 at 5:04 PM

      Well, what are you waiting for?! Get over here. ;)

      Thanks for the fantastic, hilarious comment, my friend!

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  23. AnonymousNovember 24, 2013 at 4:13 PM

    This is awesome, and a great follow-up to last week's Trifexxxtra assignment!

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    1. IvyNovember 24, 2013 at 5:08 PM

      Thank you, Christine! That means a lot coming from you. :)

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  24. TrifectaNovember 24, 2013 at 6:42 PM

    Ha! I loved it. Looks like the Trifexxxtra wasn't enough to get it out of the system. Maybe we need more steamy challenges. :-) Hope you'll join us in the ornament swap!

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  25. AnonymousNovember 25, 2013 at 12:49 AM

    This one is awesome. Made me smile at your ending and so true the first lines!

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You're so sexy when you comment on my blog.

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